penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S
my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff
YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK
OH MY GOD YES!! I BROUGHT THIS UP AT THE END OF THE MOVIE AND EVERYONE IN MY CLASS WAS LIKE” YES THANK YOU I THOUGHT SO TOO I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SAY IT FIRST”
[RIPS SHIRT OFF] WHEN IS [BREAKS A VASE] HOMESTUCK [SCREAMS] UPDATING????????
It should be up by the time you pay off that vase you just broke.
i am going to fucking cry
Why is this so hot?
Mydriasis, or dilated pupils, are a sign sexual arousal. Blacked out eyes are a sign of sexual arousal that’s gone beyond natural limits.
You might even call it… supernatural.
On the other hand, your pupillary reflex also relaxes upon death, so there’s that too.