Nariko-Kibo

brebuscus:

frosty-butt:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

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fuCKINF SHIT

circletines:

U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

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karnivaru:

30 day khr challenge day 13: favorite flame
 → sky.
uberawesomeanya:

danganaddict:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

OH MY GOD YES!! I BROUGHT THIS UP AT THE END OF THE MOVIE AND  EVERYONE IN MY CLASS WAS LIKE” YES THANK YOU I THOUGHT SO TOO I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SAY IT FIRST”

uberawesomeanya:

danganaddict:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

OH MY GOD YES!! I BROUGHT THIS UP AT THE END OF THE MOVIE AND  EVERYONE IN MY CLASS WAS LIKE” YES THANK YOU I THOUGHT SO TOO I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SAY IT FIRST”

marlog-4:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

mak0-haru:

[RIPS SHIRT OFF] WHEN IS [BREAKS A VASE] HOMESTUCK [SCREAMS] UPDATING????????

It should be up by the time you pay off that vase you just broke.

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i am going to fucking cry

disgracetheflyingunicorn:

space-addity:

myidolsmakedickjokes:

starlightinherveins:

demonized

Why is this so hot?

Mydriasis, or dilated pupils, are a sign sexual arousal.  Blacked out eyes are a sign of sexual arousal that’s gone beyond natural limits.

You might even call it… supernatural.

On the other hand, your pupillary reflex also relaxes upon death, so there’s that too.

pun…

il-tenore-regina:

haiweewicci:

negroifyoudontsitdown:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I always reblog this guy.  He’s on Youtube, I chatted with him once, he was very conscientious and intelligent.  Makes you proud to be who you are and where you are

SO GLAD THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH. 

il-tenore-regina:

haiweewicci:

negroifyoudontsitdown:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I always reblog this guy.  He’s on Youtube, I chatted with him once, he was very conscientious and intelligent.  Makes you proud to be who you are and where you are

SO GLAD THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH.